Bored & Stoned & Insomnia

Well I certainly got creative tonight. Even gotta laugh while doin it. Bitchz u kno ur jellisssssss.

Professional Odor Analyst?

I was looking up samples of death certificates on Google (don't ask) and ended coming across an article title that made me think. It's about that Casey Anthony bitch who done gone n killed her one n only little bay-bee!...This is what I saw:

Day 11: Expert smelled death in air samples from Casey Anthony's car

But here lies the jaw-dropping question that popped in my head, and I will ask you to ask yourself, as I won't promise a legitimate answer for you. Do you think the expert really just smelled farts in Casey Anthony's car?

Charlton Heston

Charlton Heston... Chuck... Mr. Heston... I am speechless. Even when he was middle-aged and hairy as fuck in the original Planet of the Apes he was hella sexy. He is definitely one of the hottest classic movie stars. He is known for playing Moses (lol) in The Ten Commandments and also was the star of the award-winning movie Ben-Hur, and my personal favorite of his is the film-noir classic Dark City which was his first starring role. A good actor, but definitely more than just "good-looking" in my book! Ahhhh just do me now Charlton Heston! I know your dead but bless my dreams with your hairy self! R.I.P. stud...

Me Myself & I

I'm alone right now. It's 7:35pm and it looks like midnight outside. My neck hurts and Marilyn is on my wall starring at me. Then I turn my head to the right and I have to choose to either look at Donna Summer or a creepy vintage picture of Jesus. But turning my head to the right is when my neck hurts. So then I try the left side and I see my coffee table, cluttered as fuck with empty Aquafina bottles, bobby pins, a couple empty boxes of Newports, bracelets I never wear, and an empty bottle of Prosecco. I need to rearrange my room and also a few things in my life.
What to do... what to do...

I think I'll look through my pictures and videos, or google my life away looking at Selena pictures and wondering why the only people who still make fan pages for celebrities are always foreign. It's hard trying to find pictures when everything is either in Swedish or Spanish. I miss when internet started and all there was were fan pages. They always had the best photo galleries because they were obsessed with scanning all their memorabilia. OK, now I am going to google my life away... OH I should google how to stretch your neck... or crack it when you think you can't crack it anymore. I wish I can pull a Linda Blair and make my head spin around, ahhhh that must have got all her kinks out!

Two and a half hours later.....

It's now about 9:15pm and I spent a good chunk of that time trying to upload a bunch of random pics I found from when I had a life. Then I pressed "add selected pictures" and they disappeared. I'm pissed now and I need a cig... and my neck still hurt like a mutha. But anyways, here's a random stoner video of my stoner cat Ziggy being a stoner slut.

The Real Reason...

... our troops are still in Afghanistan:

One In A Million

I can go on for days talking about how much I love Aaliyah. But for today, I just want to focus on her second album, One In A Million, produced by Timbaland and Missy Elliott (yep, when they were still a duo), because it is probably one of my favorite albums ever. My favorite Aaliyah songs all are on this album, and her fashion was my favorite at this time. For this album, she started her signature over-the-eye haircut and continued wearing her baggy clothes with sex appeal when the mid-90s R&B groups started dressing more girly. SWV, TLC, Xscape, etc. all sported the baggy clothes look but Aaliyah made it her signature style. One In A Million hit all the right spots with the classic slow jamz, but with a mysterious and fresh new sound of R&B producing. Missy Elliott is one of the best songwriters and Timbaland had a distinct sound in his productions that could never be duplicated. Aaliyah's soft but wide-ranged vocals and the well written/produced tracks of this album became an instant hit on the R&B charts. Either with her shades on or an over sized leather biker jumpsuit, we all knew it was Aaliyah, but still kept us wanting more from Aaliyah.

One thing I always admired most about Aaliyah was her dancing. Of course, we all remember the Try Again and Are You That Somebody videos and how it was all choreography, but most pop videos were all dancing anyway. But take it back to the mid-90s when she released videos for the singles off her album One In A Million- her dance moves were the shit. Her choreographer Fatima was the mind behind ALL of Aaliyah's choreography and she has a distinct way of matching the style of dancing with the music. My favorite Aaliyah song, video, and choreography would definitely have to be for the song One In A Million, which became the first and biggest hit from her second album of the same name. The choreography can be seen in the YouTube live performance of the song which I attached below. The choreography Aaliyah used during this time was all footwork, pop-n-lock, and male stripper moves (?) to slow R&B songs, but Aaliyah looks so much at ease singing her song live and smoothly bustin' her moves! (Click 'Read More' Link for videos)

I Heart Rosie Perez!!!

Rosie Perez! Rosie fuckin Perez! Another one of my favorite actresses because she is so damn real and Puerto Rican to the bone! She's from Brooklyn and actually got her start as a choreographer for Janet Jackson and the Fly Girls from In Living Color. She always plays the same role, yes I know, but I just want to snatch her and make her my best friend! She has some of the best lines in her movies and I love her accent. She was in a lot of movies from the early 90s including Untamed Heart (played Marisa Tomei's coworker/best friend), It Could Happen To You (Nicolas Cage's hot-headed wife), White Men Can't Jump, Do The Right Thing (Spike Lee's comedy/drama set in Brooklyn, her first film), etc.

(the BEST part of White Men Can't Jump)

Natalie Wood

So this is my first post. I made this blog about a month ago, and now I finally feel the need to post. Basically I want to post pictures and descriptions of my favorite actresses throughout my blog, and today, for my first entry, I'm starting with my favorite actress Natalie Wood.

Natalie Wood was born in San Francisco, CA to Russian immigrant parents. Her family moved from the city of the bay to Santa Rosa, CA before her family moved to Los Angeles. Natalie Wood was a child film star with her most notable role as a child playing to role of the little girl in the original Christmas flick Miracle on 34th Street.  This movie was a huge holiday hit, but Natalie Wood would eventually grow up and in the movie industry, it is hard to break out of the innocent mold that child actor's often are caught in. At age 16, she starred opposite James Dean and Sal Mineo in Rebel Without A Cause which gave her notoriety as a beautiful, talented, young actress, as well as her first Oscar nomination. Natalie Wood went on to become one of the most famous and memorable actresses of the 1960s starring in Elia Kazan's Splendor In The Grass, West Side Story, and the film version of Broadway-hit Gypsy (portraying Gypsy Rose Lee's life). During the 1970s, Natalie Wood was married to actor Robert Wagner and started a family. 

After her hiatus, she began to star in a few random movies in the 1980s. Natalie Wood began working on a film called Brainstorm which starred Christopher Walken. While filming in L.A., her husband Robert Wagner and co-star Christopher Walken decided to celebrate Thanksgiving of 1981 on their Yacht at a harbor of the Catalina Islands. Although their are many conspiracies, Natalie Wood was thought to be intoxicated late that night and fell overboard and drowned to death. Natalie Wood's mysterious death has become a legend due to its lack of evidence and why no one was with her at the time. Although Natalie Wood was not as big of a star as she was in the 60s, her death was a tragedy, leaving behind a husband, children, and sister. Natalie Wood was not just beautiful, but she was a trend-setter of 60s fashion, and her films continue to carry on her legacy. Some say she over-acted, but didn't they all back then? The roles she plays are perfect for her, and she adds her own touch to the character. No matter what the characters morals, Natalie Wood makes us pay attention to her and she portrays the character in her own way. She will always be one of my favorite actresses of the classic-film era. The diversity of her roles are very notable, from the melancholy of Splendor In The Grass to the Broadway-inspired musical Gypsy, Natalie Wood was a great versatile actress of her time.